What will it be Sir? I think I'll have the Hair of the Dog that bit me. Gee Grady I would appear to find myself a little light. No need for that sir, anyway your money's no good here.

This Lighter was given to me by my grandfather. It was dropped from an aeroplane, lost in the Marianas trench, swallowed by an alligator and saved him from a Kraut bullet in the battle of the bulge. But if this fekker doesn't go now that lion's gonna rip my friggin head off.